Ailsa's Many Thoughts About Golden Globes Outfits

Awards season, you guys!!! Dresses that cost more money than I will ever earn in my lifetime! Droopy boobs, ugly lipstick, ill chosen shoes! It is all so exciting.

Adele: pretty, but the same thing she always defaults to. Just because she's bigger doesn't mean she always has to wear black and cover up.

Amy Adams: prettyish dress, dreadful non-colour. Boring.

Emily Blunt: almost. The colour seems a bit off. Too yellowy beige?

Helen Mirren: Great shape on her, but I wish the studs didn't go all the way down the sleeves.

Came dressed as a grubby knock off Oscar:
Emily Blunt

Still the Queen: Helen Mirren

Jennifer Garner: gorgeous shade of red, everything else totally standard.

Jessica Alba: super pretty hair and jewellery, dress and bag chosen by a committee of 7 year old girls. Love her lipstick.

Kelly Osbourne: made her dress herself out of old bras.

Amy Poehler black suit: she is PARFAIT. I'd kill for that necklace. Great shoes.

Jessica Chastain: LOVE that beautiful colour but her boobs are melting.

Everybody loves parfait: Amy Poehler

Half melted mint sorbet: Jessica Chastain